Tips for Restoring Virginity
There was a mother and adult children, two of them work as prostitutes. Her son was surprised at his mother, because even though her mother older than him but it turned out to have more customers. Out of curiosity, he finally asked her mother, "What's the recipe?"
The mother at length replied, "The recipe, when serving customers, I use a small firecracker in pairs behind my thighs. When the fireworks are exploding due to pressure, then the customer will ask, what sound is that? I said, Oh my virgin .. rupture. "
Eventually the child was looking for a small firecracker. Apparently it sells fireworks and has been on the market. Available cuman huge firecrackers. Finally out of curiosity, is also used large firecracker ...
Come the child's first customer that will be served. The children use fireworks. When the service was culminated ... A voice boomed DUUUAAARRR ......!!!
The customer was surprised and woke up bekacak waist ... "The voice of hell is that?", asked the customer.
"Oh .. I broke Virgin Sir", replied the boy.
With angry customers yelling, "virgin still a virgin. BUT WHERE NIH SEEDS CAVE!?
Tips untuk Memulihkan Keperawanan
Ada seorang ibu dan anak-anak dewasa, dua dari mereka bekerja sebagai pelacur. Anaknya heran pada ibunya, karena walaupun ibunya lebih tua darinya tapi ternyata memiliki pelanggan lebih banyak. Karena penasaran, akhirnya ia bertanya kepada ibunya, "Apa resepnya?"
Si ibu panjang lebar menjawab, "Resepnya, ketika melayani pelanggan, saya menggunakan petasan kecil yang di pasang di balik paha saya. Ketika kembang api yang meledak karena tekanan, maka pelanggan akan bertanya, apa suara yang saya katakan?, Oh perawan .. pecah. "
Akhirnya anak itu mencari petasan kecil. Rupanya itu menjual kembang api dan telah di pasar. Tersedia cuman petasan yang sangat besar. Akhirnya karena penasaran, digunakan juga petasan besar ...
Datanglah pelanggan pertama anak yang akan dilayani. Anak-anak menggunakan kembang api. Ketika layanan yang memuncak ... Sebuah suara menggelegar DUUUAAARRR ......!!!
Pelanggan terkejut dan terbangun pinggang bekacak ... "Suara dari neraka itu?", tanya pelanggan.
"Oh .. aku putus Virgin Sir", jawab anak itu.
Dengan marah pelanggan berteriak, "perawan masih perawan BUT WHERE. NIH Seeds CAVE!?
